Took him to the docs today, told it could be a viral infection, he may have an ear infection, here's a prescription but don't "cash it in" yet. Ride the wave, it'll last about 4 weeks.
And for those of you who are wondering about my Poopgate situation, you needn't worry. It's time to cut down on the Fibresure.
Because I know you were all overly concerned and stuff, right?