For some reason, last weekend, my supremely random thought was this:

And after a lovely friend of mine (and I do mean that) said this:

And I got to thinking this:

It pretty much progressed into this:

At this point I noticed he WAS at twitter, tweeting away.

Desperation made me tweet this:

I wondered if the truth might be this:

But figured part of the truth was this:

And annoyingly I noticed I miss-spelled this:

And so I got pissed off and said this:

After about half an hour, I felt the need for this:

And still tweeting darts and ignoring me lead me to this:

My follower numbers prompted this:

In case he thought I was whacko, I said this:

And honesty is responsible for this:

And desperation is responsible for this:

I decided he WAS mocking me with this:

But then suddenly, this:

I was so pleased I couldn't help this:

And all? For this.

13 Responses
  1. Kat Says:

    It is even funnier in blog form. I must have missed half those tweets when I was busy putting the girls to bed. Bravo on getting a response though!

  2. Andy Says:

    Hahahaha very amusing! Sincere congratulations on your well deserved @ :-)

  3. Sime Says:

    Wonderful, charming, delightful, amusing, heart-warming. And that's just the author:)

  4. Jen Says:

    OMG. I've just laughed til I cried. Thank you for cheering me up!

  5. This is so funny!!! LMAO!

  6. drolgerg Says:

    Really funny! And I'm partly respnsible for this? Excellent!

  7. Russell Says:

    LOL - missed this because I was off twitter over the weekend. Poor Stephen didn't stand a chance!


  8. Jenny Says:

    Hilarious! You're obviously like a dog with a bone when you set your mind to something.

  9. That is hilarious - you crazy crazy lady.

  10. Melissa Says:

    You are hysterically funny :-) I applaud your persistence - who says stalking doesn't pay off? LOL

  11. MuddynoSugar Says:

    Lordy, this just shows if you keep trying and don't give up, you will succeed.
    Sooooo Funny.

  12. Lorna Byrne Says:

    Lol, that's bloody brilliant. Hope you also get a result with Sex-god Gordon :) xx