Noah: *face slightly contorted, turning red*
Me: Noah are you doing a poo?
N: No.
Me: Would you like to sit on the potty?
N: NO.
Me: Can you poo in the potty?
N: NO!
2 minutes later
D: Noah have you done a poo?
N: No
Me: Daddy check?
N: No, Mummy do it.
D: Mummy change your pants?
N: Yeah, Mummy do it.
Me: Don't you want Daddy to do it Noah?
D: No Mummy does it really good, doesn't she Noah?
N: Yeah, Mummy do it.
Me: *mutters: Son if a bitch!* Noah, ask Daddy.
N: NO!! MUMMY DO IT!!!
D: *snigger*
Me: But -
N: MUMMMEEEEEEE!!!!
D: Daddy go get some pants ok Noah? Mummy change you.
Me: ...Bastard.
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